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Brought to you by the same artistic hand who created the delightfully flamboyant pink font on the Muscles album cover is our first t-shirt offering! Wear it at home for a sexy night in! Or, wear it out for a night on the town to impress potential suitors.

Five cool foods who are real friends in a cold world.

features:
+ Miss Donut, Sir Pizza, Murder Burger, Mister Ice Cream, and Bad Boy Hot Dog! (Keep your daughters away from that one!)
+ Printed on a soft, comfortable, and attractive cotton Hanes tee that the kids love
+ Stylish pale gray color that looks good on all skin tones and ethnicities (even Canadians!)
+ S, M, L, X, XX


*most orders will -typically- ship out in 2-3 business days, but sometimes extra time is taken to process.